Jellyfish Love Story.

This poem breaks all the rules of poetry, except for that it occasionally rhymes. But i am very fond of it, it's my Romeo and Juliet.



With a red rose in his beak
He swam out into the sea

He was giddy but sad
Because love had gotten him bad

His big dilemma was this:
He had a crush on a jellyfish!

She was soft as silk and wobbly
With a laughter gay and bubbly

He reached a underwater stream
Blinking in the last sunbeam

He knew his slimy love would come
When the trace of day had gone

So he waited patiently
And wished for hands instead of beak
Because his rose was getting wet

Oh, how his shaky girl would fret!

At last she came up to the surface
Compared to her the stars were worthless

But our hero in this story
Felt his stomach twist with worry

She did not at all look happy
Oh, perhaps she thought him sappy?

Bringing roses out into the ocean
Making all this big commotion

When their love was never meant to be
Separated as they were by the sea

She sighed and said:

This cannot be
You know there is no you and me
I am a lady of the sea

So please at once stop this nonsense
We all know you were manufactured by Johnson&Johnson.

Our hero dropped his rose
Then he turned around to sulk

There was nothing more to say
They were true the words she spoke

His existence was a joke!

He thought:

My Lord how it can suck
To be a yellow rubber duck.


(Some relationships are just not meant to exist, like between a rubber duck and a jellyfish).